Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Decoding the language of MANkind

Disclaimer: This material is written to be of assistance for WOMENkind so all guys reading this I mean no offence...just being plain honest... And this material has been compiled using information from many experienced women so its not just my opinion.


Are u a frustrated girl trying to understand what exactly a guy is trying to communicate to you..? Is this process driving u nuts and make u want to pull your hair out...?
Well your not alone!!! hundreds of poor girls like you and me are trying in vain to do just that..!
What we have to understand is that the male brain just was'nt designed for efficient communication.

Here are some preliminary points that'll help you get started:-

When he says:-

1. "lets see.." he means "not happening!!"

2. "I'll give it my best shot" he means "I'm telling you very nicely that i cant"

3. "Why are you so worried bout later lets live for the moment" he means " I have severe acute commitment phobia"

4. "I dont ever want to loose you as a friend" he means "you are too ugly to be my girlfriend but i want you to stick around in case I run out of options"

5."Now why are you making a huge issue out of this" he means "You just touched upon a topic I dont want to discuss.."

6."Please dont complicate things" he means same as above

7. "Promise me whatever happens we'l always stay friends" he means "In all probability Im going to cheat on you so dont hate me then"

8. " we make such an awesome team but......." he means " we're breaking up honey!!"

9. "Why are you talking in riddles..?" he means " Im way too lazy to make an attempt to understand what your saying"

10."Women are complicated!!!" he means "Damn these girls.. they hit the nail on the head and I have to say this to keep up my pride"

18 comments:

Unknown said...

awesome research work natalie.... i love the 6th point... it is sooooo true... they do all the complicating work n tel us v r complicating things.... i hav come to a conclusion tat guys hav got confused wit the meaning of "COMPLICATED"....he he he....

Unknown said...

its so true..

Unknown said...

balls.. its all bullshit.. bloody girls r jobless..

Unknown said...

its so obvious guys ego never let them accept their thruth.... its the same wit u POPPY.....
well done rak, i think i hav HEARD most of the dialogues n they mean exactly as u hav mentoined....
GOOD WORK

VRASHABH said...

!!! :)
gr8 work rak.....
nice blog!

and
ps:sheetal could use a spell check!!

Unknown said...

I think you are pretty close to becoming a man..Believe me never try to understand men just love them.....But I gotto admit,its all true.....Its a good piece of research I tell you..Good job keep it up....

Unknown said...

hey cool !!jus make sure that you dont take part in this hurdle race..Lol...cool blogspot!keep it up girl!

Unknown said...

Whatever!!! I feel the basic cause for all these issues is too much of expectations......thats right women expect a lot of things and ask questions which makes men to give such answers just to come out of that situation.....basic mantra as far my experience goes.......expect less receive more!!!!!!
Enjoy the ride people......expect the unexpected. :)

Sandeep S said...

"Decoding the language of MANkind"....hmmm...innovative!!!
im impressed wit d fact tat u grls go 2 d extent of doin tis...research....bt u mind tellin..US...wt ur tryin 2 prove???if ur research concludes tat us guys r dumb...ten....i thnk ur dumber of d homo sapien lot, whos tryin 2 prove tat!!!

ny ways blog s super cool...bt pls...nxt time lets leave the MANkind alone.. :D rok on grl \,,/

Shaq7 said...

well honestly angie, good work firstly........
n lemme tell u, its prolly a piece o' work by someone really frustu.......
but then again, i aint gonna pass judgement.......
good on ya for havin written it...
but no saying, good or bad....

subbu said...

So true..... but all that you have said works both ways..... I have heard women use the same expressions... :)

Gee said...

brilliant!!..awesome!! but there be lots more..

Anonymous said...

So true gurl... GOOD JOB !!

Anonymous said...

Totally agree wit all da points.. so true!! GREAT WORK gurl..

puwali said...

all lies i tells ya!! :P

šØǕŧhρaŴ said...

u know where the problem is.. i cant possibly write such a blog!! :P ... there arnt any rules when it comes to wimmen!! :D

Ashwini said...

brilliant post..true to every last word :)

Soumya said...

absolutely true....
we should never make an attempt to decode infact!!