TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN
The following is how all my earthly possessions are to be divided in case Im not around to donate them.
1. All my money goes to my parents and my bro. Funny since I've never given my bro pocket money :D Well ok on special request do wire a small chunk (15% specifically) to my "Uncle Maams" with this note "Pozhachiko!" ;)
2. Coming to the more important stuff.. My precious and much coveted accessory collection is to be finally placed on exhibition and then equally divided among my girl-friends, only the ones who can recite the names and personality traits of my multiple personalities. *
3. My precious book collection must be auctioned and sold to the highest bidder. All proceeds are to be donated to the Give-Mr Mchink - a - makeover foundation.
4. All the cool stuff on my comp can be accessed only by the half a dozen people who know my passwords.
5. I grant custody of my two fishes Brucer and Valerie to my almost- sister/neighbor.
Coming to last messages and wishes:
1. And to Mchink.. Sorry dude what I feel for you can only be described as lust not love.
2. To my bestest friends.. yeah I know that you know who you are.. yes this includes you mousey.. Party hard!!! See you soon downstairs :D
3. To my 4th grade teacher... yeah lady Im coming back to haunt you. A promise is a promise!
4. And since in all probability it will be Preethi Sathyanarayana who killls me please allow her one last visit from her "American" father figure :D im sure he's verrrrrrrrrry proud of her ;)
*Conditions apply: In case any of the afore mentioned friends were accomplice to murder they wont be recieving any share in my accessory collection.
The following is how all my earthly possessions are to be divided in case Im not around to donate them.
1. All my money goes to my parents and my bro. Funny since I've never given my bro pocket money :D Well ok on special request do wire a small chunk (15% specifically) to my "Uncle Maams" with this note "Pozhachiko!" ;)
2. Coming to the more important stuff.. My precious and much coveted accessory collection is to be finally placed on exhibition and then equally divided among my girl-friends, only the ones who can recite the names and personality traits of my multiple personalities. *
3. My precious book collection must be auctioned and sold to the highest bidder. All proceeds are to be donated to the Give-Mr Mchink - a - makeover foundation.
4. All the cool stuff on my comp can be accessed only by the half a dozen people who know my passwords.
5. I grant custody of my two fishes Brucer and Valerie to my almost- sister/neighbor.
Coming to last messages and wishes:
1. And to Mchink.. Sorry dude what I feel for you can only be described as lust not love.
2. To my bestest friends.. yeah I know that you know who you are.. yes this includes you mousey.. Party hard!!! See you soon downstairs :D
3. To my 4th grade teacher... yeah lady Im coming back to haunt you. A promise is a promise!
4. And since in all probability it will be Preethi Sathyanarayana who killls me please allow her one last visit from her "American" father figure :D im sure he's verrrrrrrrrry proud of her ;)
*Conditions apply: In case any of the afore mentioned friends were accomplice to murder they wont be recieving any share in my accessory collection.
8 comments:
hm.. the auction for books - will it be a open one or do i have to send a sealed letter? better, why dont you appoint me as a custodian for them? ;-D
15% la yepdi pozhachikardhu? unless it's 15% of $1mil :)
@anoop sealed letter only :)n ok apply for the custodian role.. il consider all applications
@somas yenna da $1 mil.. che loose change.. im worth trillions... pretty soon ibm will realize n pay me my due compensation... so the longer i live the more you'l benefit.. think about it :)
@raksha
--keep dreaming that IBM will pay u!
-- And don't tak it other wise, if i am the isomaniac, please don't...
---I wud love to send the sealed tender!
-- what's ur password???
-- you'll never see me downstairs!! :P
-- enjoy as if there is no tomorrow, coz that is what life is!!!
@ajay
not to worry you are'nt the insomniac.. the insomniac isnt really much of an insomniac.. its more a synonym for something else.. dont worry he's also smart enough to figure it out :)
and i will SO see u in hell dont worry :D
for the 1st time my dear daughter i dint understand a word of ur will.. thr is so much i dunno wat is happening.. i'm lost...
@sou don worry mommy we'l catchup n il fill u in :D
lolz ! This was funny
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